The audience really wasn't expecting the anti-toddler sentiment, but they would wait and see where it went.
Was it him, or was the crowd about to turn?
"It's not like I kicked him out. It was a gentle toss."
"Woah. Some infant defenders out there."
"..so I go 'You dropped your sock, idiot!' and threw it at him. People around me were screaming, but he was too young to be in the club. I don't care if you're 'an infant' or 'in a stroller'. Rules are rules."
"You ever heard the world's tiniest violent? Me neither. Make it bigger. This is nonsense."
Invisible biking is quite a workout.
Ferg just earned $19382 from the National Bike Safety Council for those words.
"Always wear your helmet when riding an invisible bike kids. Stay safe."
"I insisted on an orange band for this mic to remind myself that I can rhyme anything."
"Except for that one Saskatchewan guy. His mother is disappointed in him."
"Peace to your mother."
"Wanna see something wild?"
Don't let anyone ever tell you your shoes shouldn't match your teeth.