"Yo, I finally figured out the name of our next album: Sandbag Pillows."
DJ JohnnyIV felt the laptop stand start to buckle under the weight of all his stickers.
The crowd begins to arrive!
The sun was being fashionably late.
"I've never taken candy from a stranger before. Think of all the fun I've been missing out on!"
"Listen up green bubbles, next time you send me a video - upload it to dropbox first. I can't even see your cat footage it's so compressed and terrible."
"Why yes, these pants do give me the powers of a small grandmother. I can reach into any pocket and pull out those tiny pillow mint candies, even if my pockets were previously empty."
Using Ronald McDonalds' speedo as climbing wall footholds seems disrespectful. But I guess a donation is a donation.
"Although I walk through the valley of the shadow of purple towers..."
"I'm such a tremendous firefighter, I've fit another firefighter into my pockets."
The grand entrance, now with fairies. Fae? I never learned the difference.
Working on the road.
"Are we still talking about farts? This isn't middle school. And if it is, I'm realllly late for home period."
"Seriously. Someone should see a doctor if that came from a human."
