“I’m not sure I’m comfortable with the frequency with which ‘murder’ is talked about here."
“Delicious delicious murder.”
“Now I’m thinking of cow murder. Thanks a lot.”
“Why did you say that?”
“The saddest thing is when a baby cow asks his mom what he can grow up to be. She says he can be anything he wants, as long as it’s a hamburger pattie.”
“Is it unused baby shoes? That’s my bet.”
“No, but I bet you’re about to tell us.”
“Do you know what the saddest thing in the world is?”
“Wait, does this guitar have 5 strings or 7?”
Rock on.
"I kept those teeth too."
“It’s true. In a bar in Boise some guy lost his front teeth.”