Some women like to give their phone numbers the old fashioned way...
...encrypted in a henna sun.
The 'free water' booth was a huge hit.
"I love this free water! It's so...so...hydrating!"
The free water booth, however, did not deliver.
That's the hand gesture you make, btw, when you accidentally lick the microphone.
"Oh man, remind me not to use that mic later."
"Don't worry, I'll steeeeeralizzzzzzzze it!"
"They say you should walk softly and carry a big stick. I believe in walking swiftly and carrying a stick carved with ancient runes."
"Kids, stay in school, don't do drugs, don't twitter about going to the bathroom, floss, go to bed on time, stay away from saturated fats, try not to go over your cell phone minutes, and, most important of all, never cross the streams."
Everyone loved Erica's new "growing a torso out of my body" party trick.
Willy Northpole and company jump up to entertain the crowd.
"Alright everyone. You get THREE wishes. What will they be?"
"I don't know why everyone wishes for a pony, but now you got TWO wishes left. Well, and your pony. Don't let that thing trample anyone."
"I don't know about you, but I would have wished for some money, or maybe jewels, a car, a jet. Maybe a really nice hat."