"Is that guy nibbling on live cables?"
"I can never let them discover my secret: I only eat food in rope/cable form. Nerd rope, rope licorice, I just can't help myself."
Cool as a cucumber.
Jazz hand.
Frightening.
"Big shoutout to Jill, the Big Kahuna. Good luck on your final. Don't blow it or your parents will disown you. Damn, that's....that's not a shoutout."
"I've got a long list of shoutouts to get to, so bear with me."
I'll be honest - not much happens during a DJ set.
"A bug...a bug flew into my eye. I'm blind. I'm blind. I can't....oh wait it's gone."
"I knew it was a crab."
"This is an X-ray of my brain! Can you believe that? You shouldn't. It's a common crab. Idiot."
"No, it's ok now. Everything is fine."
"Damn, I think I lost the beat in this bin of xmas lights."
Not quite yet....
