"I had so much fun I lost control of my bladder! Let's get out of here."
Candice knew her video of graphic whale sex would make her new friends.
Everyone was very encouraging.
"Oh right, gotta bring the headphone up to my ear."
"When I put my hand here, it doesn't actually help me hear better. How do people do this?"
Let's start the artsy B&W shots. You've been warned.
If you find a pink, fuzzy bucket hat that tells you to do crimes, you keep that fuzzy hat. Those things are rare.
"After I take 10 photos, I eject the memory card and stash it in my shorts. You never know what kind of lunatics out here will mess with you."
Sush Choi, caught in the hands of time.
(mumbling to himself)
"Red is wrong. Blue is best. If it's Yellow, let it mellow. No, that can't be right."
Sush Choi watched advanced Excel pivot table videos on youtube during his set. Gotta stay ahead of the competition.
"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
Still not working.
Woman on right: If you want to hide from the photographer, just have a completely blank expression. Then he won't be able to think of a good caption and will discard the photo. Easy.