JohnnyIV forgets to mute his game of Minecraft, introducing some unusual beats.
"I promised my mom I would no longer mix 'Baby Got Back' with 'Here Comes Santa Clause' but it slaps so much...."
You'd be surprised how effective brain worms are at blocking out loud sounds too.
"Look! I don't have lice. See for yourself. Who started this rumor? What the heck?"
It was early. Some folks were still waking up.
As is tradition, the artists were always confused to receive airport control traffic over their headsets.
"Is Sandbag Pillows, like, yacht rock? Emo? New Wave Baroque?"
"Yo, I finally figured out the name of our next album: Sandbag Pillows."
DJ JohnnyIV felt the laptop stand start to buckle under the weight of all his stickers.
The crowd begins to arrive!
The sun was being fashionably late.
"I've never taken candy from a stranger before. Think of all the fun I've been missing out on!"
"Listen up green bubbles, next time you send me a video - upload it to dropbox first. I can't even see your cat footage it's so compressed and terrible."
"Why yes, these pants do give me the powers of a small grandmother. I can reach into any pocket and pull out those tiny pillow mint candies, even if my pockets were previously empty."
