"Alright everyone. You get THREE wishes. What will they be?"
Willy Northpole and company jump up to entertain the crowd.
Everyone loved Erica's new "growing a torso out of my body" party trick.
"Kids, stay in school, don't do drugs, don't twitter about going to the bathroom, floss, go to bed on time, stay away from saturated fats, try not to go over your cell phone minutes, and, most important of all, never cross the streams."
"They say you should walk softly and carry a big stick. I believe in walking swiftly and carrying a stick carved with ancient runes."
"Don't worry, I'll steeeeeralizzzzzzzze it!"
"Oh man, remind me not to use that mic later."
That's the hand gesture you make, btw, when you accidentally lick the microphone.
The free water booth, however, did not deliver.
"I love this free water! It's so...so...hydrating!"
The 'free water' booth was a huge hit.
...encrypted in a henna sun.
Some women like to give their phone numbers the old fashioned way...