“And I”m like, ‘Yeah, I’m a pirate. Doesn’t give you the right to discriminate against me.’ and then she asked me to put on my shirt in front of all those 16 year olds at the DMV. So embarassing.”
Marilyn wasn’t sure why Cassi was telling her about Alexander Hamilton. She just assumed she was on some kind of candid camera drunk history show.
“It’s not really a fight. More of slap foreplay.”
Slap fight!
Yo yo yo.
A job well done controlling the crowds.
“Really, that’s the best joke you have?”
Jordan, also a fine dancer.
“My snapchat from on stage failed to upload? My life is ruined!”
The rare double point. Well played miss.
If you don’t text someone about what just happened, did it really occur?