Kendrick Lamar takes the stage, a little unsure about this doomsday nonsense.
"Who here can tell my pocket is a different color than my shirt? Congrats, you're not colorblind."
"Now, someone ask me about my hat."
"What' up with the hat Kendrick?!"
"I'm glad you asked."
"Any guesses?"
"Is it the numbers from LOST?"
"Oh yeah, is that it?"
"No! But good guess."
"It's not based on a tv show or novel or musical or comic book."
"One minute until the doomsday computer attacks."
"One, I didn't ask for a doomsday computer."
"Two and a half, this song is gonna go on for at least 8 minutes. So considered that thing postponed."
Disappointed about doomsday. She was totally gonna put it on Vine."
"Anyone else have a stomach ache? I tried that Taco Bell taco wrapped in a tortilla chip wrapped in a burrito wrapped in a quesadilla wrapped in a hot dog bun wrapped in a deep fried twinkie."