Ryan: If it rains, these are the expletives that I'm prepared to use. I just want to show them to you so that you won't be surprised.
"Hey guys, I'm making a poster and I've already made a 'G'. I have to make the rest of this make sense now. So how about 'Go Gauchos!'. No, that's bad. Maybe 'Gangrene Treatment here!' Too depressing. 'Gonzo for President'? Yeah, that's it."
The KCSB contingent tries to contain their excitement.
Christen unwraps pens as quickly as she can, hoping that her efforts help aid the throngs of fans desperate to write poetry during the long concert.
The stage pre-show.
Bringing the noise. The funk costs extra.
Plywood superhighway. Speed limit - 3mph.
Mike scares children on the weekends for cash and prizes.
Megan explains, for the sixth time, that none of the Blenders in the Grass beverages contain "grass".
The tassels on the pogo stick make it bounce 3 inches higher. Scientific Fact.
Mike: Why didn't anyone tell me this scaffolding had a live current going through it?! No no, I like it, I just wish I had been told earlier.
The crew wondered why "human limbs" was written in red ink at the bottom of the crate they were moving.
Hollis always covered his hair when he left his apartment due to a particularly traumatic ceiling fan incident as a child.
Christen kept pressing the X on Richard's shirt, hoping it was his much talked about OFF switch.
