“Excuse me, but I’m wearing a white top. What smartass thing are you going to say aobut that?”
“Um, gimme a minute..”
“Nope, I win!”
“Do you think these hats really were beachballs before? Does that make us a pair of balls?”
"Balls!"
Deep Fried EVERYTHING
“I’ll deep fry your socks for $10”
“Please don’t deep fry anyone’s socks.”
X16 Fashion - Cutoff jean shorts (8 years running)
I think there’s an evil robot hidden in the test pattern.
As the day wore on, more people asked me for group shots. I think it was the “ask me for a group shot” sign that I wore around my neck.
X16 Fashion - Mirrored sunglasses and belly rings.
Keep on truckin’.
This is not a university approved “safe hug”. Safe hugs are from the side only with chaste expressions on your face. And no tongue.
“My headband is 50% saturated? This bluetooth headband is bullshit.”
“And I said I’m sorry little muppet, but I need your skin for a basketball game. And it totally understood.”
